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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 03:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Where is best free porn?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do teens do at night?