What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 03:03

No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
Still no good
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts